15 4 / 2014

Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. George, will you please tell Kate her hair looks sexy pushed back?

Why do you wear your hair like that? Your hair looks so sexy pushed back. George, will you please tell Kate her hair looks sexy pushed back?

09 4 / 2014

Um New Zealand? 

Prince George lives in a palace. Like, a literal palace. 

Did you really think he was going to be impressed by a Teddy bear.

Um New Zealand?

Prince George lives in a palace. Like, a literal palace.

Did you really think he was going to be impressed by a Teddy bear.

08 4 / 2014

What I’m Watching Part 2: 

Pretty Little Liars. 

This one should be a given. I am female. Therefore I watch Pretty Little Liars. And that’s just the end of that okay. 

Why I like it: This show has everything ladies are looking for. Fashion. Attractive men. Romantic scenes with said attractive men. Friendship. But at it’s core, Pretty Little Liars is a mystery, with the plot centering around four high school friends trying to figure out how and why their fifth best friend has gone missing. 

Why you might like it: I don’t know maybe for the same reason that virtually every other female on earth likes it? If anything, just watch so you can contribute to group discussions with your peers.

Yes there will be group discussions. Lengthy ones.  

Is the acting good? I mean as good as it gets for an ABC Family show. 

So no not really. 

GNF: A zero. Do not suggest that your significant other watch this show. He will slap you across the face and you will deserve it. 

Catch New Episodes: Tuesdays @ 8pm on ABC Family.

What I’m Watching Part 2:

Pretty Little Liars.

This one should be a given. I am female. Therefore I watch Pretty Little Liars. And that’s just the end of that okay.

Why I like it: This show has everything ladies are looking for. Fashion. Attractive men. Romantic scenes with said attractive men. Friendship. But at it’s core, Pretty Little Liars is a mystery, with the plot centering around four high school friends trying to figure out how and why their fifth best friend has gone missing.

Why you might like it: I don’t know maybe for the same reason that virtually every other female on earth likes it? If anything, just watch so you can contribute to group discussions with your peers.

Yes there will be group discussions. Lengthy ones.

Is the acting good? I mean as good as it gets for an ABC Family show.

So no not really.

GNF: A zero. Do not suggest that your significant other watch this show. He will slap you across the face and you will deserve it.

Catch New Episodes: Tuesdays @ 8pm on ABC Family.

29 3 / 2014

OH SWEET LORD MY EYES. 

My eyes are no longer starved for beauty.

OH SWEET LORD MY EYES.

My eyes are no longer starved for beauty.

27 3 / 2014

Okay. Obviously most of us will never be royals, thank you for that constant reminder Lorde. But a lucky(?) group of American ladies think they might actually have a shot. 

Fox has announced a brand new show that will premiere this summer called I Wanna Marry Harry. Twelve super naive women that must live under the same heavy rock will be whisked across the pond to compete for the heart of everyone’s favorite spare heir, Prince Harry. 

Except for it’s not Prince Harry at all. It’s some average dude with red hair named Matthew Hicks? 

Like do they think these women have never opened their Yahoo homepage before? I for one would never be so easily duped.

If you’re reading this Harry I see the real you. You don’t have to hide. 

Anyway this absolute train wreck of a show will premiere May 27th on Fox. 

Will I be watching? 

Um does Kate Middleton shave her arms? That’s a yeah probably.

Okay. Obviously most of us will never be royals, thank you for that constant reminder Lorde. But a lucky(?) group of American ladies think they might actually have a shot.

Fox has announced a brand new show that will premiere this summer called I Wanna Marry Harry. Twelve super naive women that must live under the same heavy rock will be whisked across the pond to compete for the heart of everyone’s favorite spare heir, Prince Harry.

Except for it’s not Prince Harry at all. It’s some average dude with red hair named Matthew Hicks?

Like do they think these women have never opened their Yahoo homepage before? I for one would never be so easily duped.

If you’re reading this Harry I see the real you. You don’t have to hide.

Anyway this absolute train wreck of a show will premiere May 27th on Fox.

Will I be watching?

Um does Kate Middleton shave her arms? That’s a yeah probably.

26 3 / 2014

So I’ve compiled a list of my current fave TV series & I’ve put them in order very carefully, starting first with the shows I would be least likely to spiral into a deep depression over, should my cable be cut off tomorrow. 

That thought just literally made me shudder. 

But without further ado.

What I’m Watching: Part 1

Reign. 

Sometimes when I talk about this program, people think I’m obsessed with a show called Rain. Ew no? It’s Reign people. Like kings & diamonds & sceptors and stuff. 

The hour-long drama centers around Queen Mary of Scots, who comes to 16th century French Court because she’s been betrothed to France’s next king, Francis, since they were like two. Things go really well until Mary sort of kind of falls for Francis’ illegitimate half-brother, Bash. 

Why I like it: I just love a good period drama. 

The Princess Diaries counts as a period drama right?

Anyway it’s got fabulous costumes & rich set designs. A slightly unbelievable plot line based very loosely on true events. Men with European accents. You get it. 

Plus there’s a great cast of supporting characters. Lady’s maids falling in love with kitchen servants and stuff like that. 

Why you might like it: Um men with European accents? We’ve been over this. 

Is the acting good? Nah. 

GNF: Reign gets a 3 on a scale of 1-10 because a few minor characters get beheaded from time to time & guys think that’s cool. 

Catch New Episodes: Thursday nights @ 9pm on the CW.

So I’ve compiled a list of my current fave TV series & I’ve put them in order very carefully, starting first with the shows I would be least likely to spiral into a deep depression over, should my cable be cut off tomorrow.

That thought just literally made me shudder.

But without further ado.

What I’m Watching: Part 1

Reign.

Sometimes when I talk about this program, people think I’m obsessed with a show called Rain. Ew no? It’s Reign people. Like kings & diamonds & sceptors and stuff.

The hour-long drama centers around Queen Mary of Scots, who comes to 16th century French Court because she’s been betrothed to France’s next king, Francis, since they were like two. Things go really well until Mary sort of kind of falls for Francis’ illegitimate half-brother, Bash.

Why I like it: I just love a good period drama.

The Princess Diaries counts as a period drama right?

Anyway it’s got fabulous costumes & rich set designs. A slightly unbelievable plot line based very loosely on true events. Men with European accents. You get it.

Plus there’s a great cast of supporting characters. Lady’s maids falling in love with kitchen servants and stuff like that.

Why you might like it: Um men with European accents? We’ve been over this.

Is the acting good? Nah.

GNF: Reign gets a 3 on a scale of 1-10 because a few minor characters get beheaded from time to time & guys think that’s cool.

Catch New Episodes: Thursday nights @ 9pm on the CW.

26 3 / 2014

Jessica Biel looks kind of like I did in high school when I would go over to my crush’s house and he’d do nothing but play video games and I’d act like I was interested. 

Except she’s on a yacht. 

In Barbados. 

And her crush isn’t playing video games he’s doing some death defying water sport. 

And her crush is Justin Timberlake. 

So basically this isn’t the same at all never mind.

Jessica Biel looks kind of like I did in high school when I would go over to my crush’s house and he’d do nothing but play video games and I’d act like I was interested.

Except she’s on a yacht.

In Barbados.

And her crush isn’t playing video games he’s doing some death defying water sport.

And her crush is Justin Timberlake.

So basically this isn’t the same at all never mind.

26 3 / 2014

I want to talk about television for a second. 

Okay really though when do I not want to talk about television. 

I love TV. And I watch a lot of it. And I justify watching a lot of it by the fact that I do not yet have children.

"It’s fine that I sit through a 6 hour House Hunters Marathon because one day I’ll have kids & my life will be one long episode of The Backyardigans." 

Really you could say I’m in the golden age of my TV watching. 

So what AM I watching in this shiny sparkly era of freedom? Funny because I’m starting this new 5-part blog series called um, What I’m Watching. 

I’ll be counting down my 5 favorite TV shows currently on the air. Why I like them. Why you may like them. And a special feature I like to call the GNF—gender neutrality factor. 

Can you watch this show with your significant other? Will he or she want to claw their own eyes out? 

I will tell you and it will be great. So stay tuned.

I want to talk about television for a second.

Okay really though when do I not want to talk about television.

I love TV. And I watch a lot of it. And I justify watching a lot of it by the fact that I do not yet have children.

"It’s fine that I sit through a 6 hour House Hunters Marathon because one day I’ll have kids & my life will be one long episode of The Backyardigans."

Really you could say I’m in the golden age of my TV watching.

So what AM I watching in this shiny sparkly era of freedom? Funny because I’m starting this new 5-part blog series called um, What I’m Watching.

I’ll be counting down my 5 favorite TV shows currently on the air. Why I like them. Why you may like them. And a special feature I like to call the GNF—gender neutrality factor.

Can you watch this show with your significant other? Will he or she want to claw their own eyes out?

I will tell you and it will be great. So stay tuned.

25 3 / 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin are separating. 

Am I sad? Yes. 

Am I surprised. No. 

Do I think it’s because they named their child Apple a decade ago? I mean. I doubt this can be pinpointed to one specific issue. 

But yeah. It was probably brought up.

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin are separating.

Am I sad? Yes.

Am I surprised. No.

Do I think it’s because they named their child Apple a decade ago? I mean. I doubt this can be pinpointed to one specific issue.

But yeah. It was probably brought up.

21 3 / 2014

An important birth announcement haiku: 

Elsa had her twins
Two more baby Hemsworth boys
Please grow up quickly.

An important birth announcement haiku:

Elsa had her twins
Two more baby Hemsworth boys
Please grow up quickly.