Maybe it’s my decade long devotion to the movie Honey? Or maybe I just love a good fedora on the beach. But Jessica Alba & Cash Warren are quickly moving up on my list of favorite celebrity couples. Like way up.
I mean not Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield up. (NEVER!) But way above Katy Perry/John Mayer up.
Kim & Kanye have announced their Kegnancy! And according to reports, the mom-to-be is only about 3 months along, which means that E! will have to wait a few more weeks until this fetus develops the fingers it will need to sign it’s contract.
And you know there will be a contract.
But in the mean time let’s think of pretentious baby names that start with K!
I’m thinking Kadillac if it’s a boy. Kristal if it’s a girl. Like the champagne.
The hospital building, that is. She was discharged this morning around 10:45 (London time) and was then whisked away by her prince to their cottage on the grounds of Kensington Palace, where she will remain for a period of rest.
And really, apart from looking a bit pale, Kate looked no worse for wear after spending 4 days in the hospital.
I mean of course incessant vomiting agrees with her?
This marks the end of the royal bump watch for a while, as I’m assuming Kate will stay holed up for a bit of R&R. But fingers crossed that she’ll be feeling up to attending next week’s London premiere of The Hobbit!
Until then, I’m going to start forming & laminating my list of Top 10 Royal Baby Names.
Will & Kate’s royal baby annoucement has left me in cardiac arrest/tears/wet pants, so I’m really in no condition to be writing. But I figure the least I can do is compile a simple list of thoughts for us all to dwell on.
Obviously the most important question. Boy or girl? Is it too much to ask for twins?
Wait if it IS twins…who is the rightful heir? Drama.
There is a royal baby live blog. You need to know about this.
What is the likelihood of this child having red hair?
Jessica Simpson’s eventual pregnancy announcement is not going to matter AT ALL. (!!!)
That’s what happens when you make the world wait an entire human gestational period before you even confirm you’re with child. I digress.
Can you imagine the royal baby showers? Tea for two!
I wish I had an Aunt Pippa.
Reports say Kate is NOT going to hire a nanny. Someone come pull me out of the heap of rubble that is my shattered dreams.
I’ve already pre ordered one of everything from the Temperley for Two maternity line. Just for safe measure.
Alright. If you’ll excuse me I need to go change my pants.
In what was no doubt a huge thank you for making me endure the unthinkable Swift/Kennedy split, the celebrity couple gods have sent me this image of a hand-holding Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield, down from the heavens above.
And while I am beyond grateful for the gift, this doesn’t exactly rectify the situation.
I mean. I was already well into the process of planning Conor & Taylor’s nautical themed clam bake wedding reception.
You know really, all it would take is a photo (clarity can be discussed) of Emma with a certain precious gemstone on a certain finger on a certain left hand, and I could forget about all of this.