11 7 / 2012

Did anyone else catch this week’s episode of The Bachelorette?

Did anyone else wonder if ABC is paying Emily Maynard a pretty penny for each individual tear she sheds? She cries so much you guys. Can someone please explain to me why she is so sad?

Is it because she has three amazing men vying for her hand in marriage?

Or possibly because she’s been forced to wear an Aurelio Costarella maxi skirt that probably cost more than Ricki’s first year of college?

Or, could it be because both of these things are taking place on the beautiful island of Curacao?

You know. Now that I’ve really thought about it, I can see why she’s so upset.

Someone get this woman more Kleenex. On the double.

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