22 7 / 2012

I’m in the pickle of all pickles.

I don’t know how this happened or who is responsible—but tonight I have been forced to choose between The Bachelorette finale, and the Teen Choice Awards.

Basically it’s just a question of which I would rather spend three hours doing: staring at Emily Maynard’s velveteen skin & twinkling veneers, or witnessing Demi Lovato make one questionable fashion choice after another. 

The answer should seem obvious but I just can’t decide. I’ve even made a list of pros & cons which was no help at all because both programs came out dead even.

I think at this point though, I’m leaning towards The Bachelorette. It just seems like the classier choice.

By that I mean there will be no appearances by a Jersey Shore cast member.