POP FICTION

I never thought I’d say this.

But I actually feel kind of bad for Keith Urban?

I mean, he married Nicole Kidman. On purpose.

Then, I don’t know if he lost a dare or what? But he lands the coveted(?) role of an American Idol judge, seated right in between Mimi and Roman.

Let’s face it. Keith is the country fried man meat in the middle of this divalicious sandwich. I mean, they’ve already had their first cat fight, caught on video obviously.

In case you’re wondering, Keith just sits there sippin’ his coke and occasionally raising his hands in the air.

If this man is not in rehab by Christmas, I will be both shocked and impressed.