POP FICTION

Well THAT took long enough.

In a move everyone has seen coming for the last 11 months, Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson have ended their relationship. Or, engagement. Whatever you want to call it.

I use train wreck, because you know, free speech and all. But like I said, whatever works.

No word yet on what caused the split, but I’m hearing stories of a domestic hair gel dispute?

Which I obviously believe to be 100% accurate.