POP FICTION

Okay you guys. Someone needs to tell Christina Aguilera that My Little Pony Boho Chic is not really a thing right now.

I actually spend a lot of my time hoping that it never becomes one.

Anyway. It’s not going to be me. Because 1) her new album cover gives me nightmares. And 2) speaking to/contacting her in any way would directly conflict with my innate desire to remain a faithful member of Team Britney until the day I die.

So um. I guess that means one of you people have to be the bearer of bad news.

Nose goes?