POP FICTION

Enough already, Kate.

WE GET IT. Your outerwear collection deserves it’s own museum exhibit.

I mean forget the Crown Jewels. I’d take this gray Reiss Angel coat over them all.

And yes that includes the Cullinan Diamond.

Oh. Um wow. I guess now that I’ve admitted to all of you that I would refuse a 530 carat diamond just to own this coat, I should go rethink some things.

But wait, wait, wait.

What if I could take HALF the diamond, and the coat?

I could deal with that.