POP FICTION

Another day. Another photo of Kate wearing a coat I would sell my left arm for.

Oh! What a perfect opportunity for a ”Coat of Arms” joke. Does anyone know any?

Never mind. This is no laughing matter. Know why? Because this photo makes me feel inadequate in almost every way. Specifically in the big-hair-tiny-waist-twinkling-smile department.

Never did get that one down pat.

Thankfully, I’ve found one thing in this life that will never leave me. Not even for the coat of a future Queen.

Candy Corn. I love you.