05 1 / 2013
Maybe it’s my decade long devotion to the movie Honey? Or maybe I just love a good fedora on the beach. But Jessica Alba & Cash Warren are quickly moving up on my list of favorite celebrity couples. Like way up.
I mean not Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield up. (NEVER!) But way above Katy Perry/John Mayer up.
Let’s be honest. Everyone is above Katy & John.
27 10 / 2012
In what was no doubt a huge thank you for making me endure the unthinkable Swift/Kennedy split, the celebrity couple gods have sent me this image of a hand-holding Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield, down from the heavens above.
And while I am beyond grateful for the gift, this doesn’t exactly rectify the situation.
I mean. I was already well into the process of planning Conor & Taylor’s nautical themed clam bake wedding reception.
You know really, all it would take is a photo (clarity can be discussed) of Emma with a certain precious gemstone on a certain finger on a certain left hand, and I could forget about all of this.
Just something to think about.
07 10 / 2012
I think I have made it very clear by now, how I feel about photos of Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield when they are NOT touching.
It’s like, handing me a glazed Krispy Kreme donut that is NOT HOT NOW.
How could you.
But you know what. It is still a donut and I will still inhale it, no matter the temperature.
Just like I will still accept and enlarge and print onto canvas this photo, regardless of Emma and Andrew’s physical stance.
Okay. I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson here.
16 9 / 2012
As if I didn’t already love these two.
Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield decided to use their fame for good when they got word that the paps were waiting to snap a picture outside.
This is just so refreshing. Because lately I’ve been hearing so many celebrities go on about how obnoxious the paparazzi are, and how they ruin peoples lives, and are, in general, heartless mongrels. (Loosely paraphrased, of course.)
What? You want to know who said that?
No, I’m sorry. I’m just not going to say.
That would be like, rude.
Nope! Sorry. I will not tell you. Can’t make me.
Okay okay. IT WAS MILEY CYRUS!
Are we surprised? Didn’t think so.
24 8 / 2012
At last! Good things come to those who wait.
And wait. And wait.
Did anyone else wonder if a proper PDA photo of Emma & Andrew would ever come along?
I mean, I was beginning to think they had died.
Or worse, broken up.
16 8 / 2012
Do you know how long I’ve been clamoring for an Emma Stone + Andrew Garfield sighting? It’s been weeks! I was this close to padding all the walls in my house.
I am not even kidding.
Anyways, it’s no red carpet appearance. (We were so spoiled during their Amazing Spiderman press tour!) But this shot of the two on a lunch date outside of Sunset Tower in L.A. will have to do.
Even though they are not touching. Or even looking at each other.
Whatever. They’re in the same photograph and that’s all I can really ask for at this point.
That, and a big fat Harry Winston sparkler on Emma’s left hand. Get on with it, Garfield!
10 7 / 2012
Be still my beating heart.
I don’t even know what to say.
Except for that if you don’t think I’ve already got this bad boy framed & matted, hanging above my mantle…
Then you do not know me at all.
06 7 / 2012
Please look at this photo of Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield cracking up on the set of Spanish variety show El Hormiguero.
Let me put it this way. England has Will & Kate.
We have Andrew & Emma.
And I am anxiously awaiting the other Royal Wedding.