20 3 / 2014

Well well well. 

Look who’s back.

That’s not a trick question. 

It’s me. I’m back. 

It’s been a year. Over a year? Since my last blog post. Where have I been? Well you see I went into a sort of, pop culture hibernation, you could say. But Spring is here now and just like the hazy-eyed momma grizzly, emerging from her den after a long winters nap, I am hungry. 

Nay. I am ravenous. 

And the only thing that could possibly appease my appetite? 

My one. My only. My fave celebrity couple. 

I would literally feast on this picture but I gave up eating photographs for lent so. 

I mean I just love you guys & I’ve missed you so much.

Relax I’m talking to Andrew & Emma not you. 

Anyway to myself, welcome back. To my readers, um welcome back. 

And if you’re new. Just, regular welcome.

Well well well.

Look who’s back.

That’s not a trick question.

It’s me. I’m back.

It’s been a year. Over a year? Since my last blog post. Where have I been? Well you see I went into a sort of, pop culture hibernation, you could say. But Spring is here now and just like the hazy-eyed momma grizzly, emerging from her den after a long winters nap, I am hungry.

Nay. I am ravenous.

And the only thing that could possibly appease my appetite?

My one. My only. My fave celebrity couple.

I would literally feast on this picture but I gave up eating photographs for lent so.

I mean I just love you guys & I’ve missed you so much.

Relax I’m talking to Andrew & Emma not you.

Anyway to myself, welcome back. To my readers, um welcome back.

And if you’re new. Just, regular welcome.

05 1 / 2013

Maybe it’s my decade long devotion to the movie Honey? Or maybe I just love a good fedora on the beach. But Jessica Alba & Cash Warren are quickly moving up on my list of favorite celebrity couples. Like way up.

I mean not Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield up. (NEVER!) But way above Katy Perry/John Mayer up.

Let’s be honest. Everyone is above Katy & John.

27 10 / 2012

In what was no doubt a huge thank you for making me endure the unthinkable Swift/Kennedy split, the celebrity couple gods have sent me this image of a hand-holding Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield, down from the heavens above.

And while I am beyond grateful for the gift, this doesn’t exactly rectify the situation.

I mean. I was already well into the process of planning Conor & Taylor’s nautical themed clam bake wedding reception.

You know really, all it would take is a photo (clarity can be discussed) of Emma with a certain precious gemstone on a certain finger on a certain left hand, and I could forget about all of this.

Just something to think about.

07 10 / 2012

I think I have made it very clear by now, how I feel about photos of Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield when they are NOT touching.

It’s like, handing me a glazed Krispy Kreme donut that is NOT HOT NOW.

How could you.

But you know what. It is still a donut and I will still inhale it, no matter the temperature.

Just like I will still accept and enlarge and print onto canvas this photo, regardless of Emma and Andrew’s physical stance.

Okay. I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson here.

16 9 / 2012

As if I didn’t already love these two.

Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield decided to use their fame for good when they got word that the paps were waiting to snap a picture outside.

This is just so refreshing. Because lately I’ve been hearing so many celebrities go on about how obnoxious the paparazzi are, and how they ruin peoples lives, and are, in general, heartless mongrels. (Loosely paraphrased, of course.)

What? You want to know who said that?

No, I’m sorry. I’m just not going to say.

That would be like, rude.

Nope! Sorry. I will not tell you. Can’t make me.

Okay okay. IT WAS MILEY CYRUS!

Are we surprised? Didn’t think so.

24 8 / 2012

At last! Good things come to those who wait.

And wait. And wait.

Did anyone else wonder if a proper PDA photo of Emma & Andrew would ever come along?

I mean, I was beginning to think they had died.

Or worse, broken up.

16 8 / 2012

Finally.

Do you know how long I’ve been clamoring for an Emma Stone + Andrew Garfield sighting? It’s been weeks! I was this close to padding all the walls in my house.

I am not even kidding.

Koo-koo. Koo-koo.

Anyways, it’s no red carpet appearance. (We were so spoiled during their Amazing Spiderman press tour!) But this shot of the two on a lunch date outside of Sunset Tower in L.A. will have to do.

Even though they are not touching. Or even looking at each other.

Whatever. They’re in the same photograph and that’s all I can really ask for at this point.

That, and a big fat Harry Winston sparkler on Emma’s left hand. Get on with it, Garfield!

15 7 / 2012

Well I don’t know what you people did with your Sunday evenings.

But I just spent the last two hours of mine watching YouTube videos of Emma Stone.

Do I need an intervention? I mean who’s to say really.

You’re actually going to end up thanking me for my obsession in about 2 minutes because lookie what I found. This precious video of Emma & Andrew behind the scenes at Teen Vogue.

Enjoy, and best of luck as you try to not watch it more than once.

10 7 / 2012

Be still my beating heart.

I don’t even know what to say.

Except for that if you don’t think I’ve already got this bad boy framed & matted, hanging above my mantle…

Then you do not know me at all.

06 7 / 2012

Please look at this photo of Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield cracking up on the set of Spanish variety show El Hormiguero.

Let me put it this way. England has Will & Kate.

We have Andrew & Emma.

And I am anxiously awaiting the other Royal Wedding.