06 12 / 2012

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Thatta girl, Demi.

Way to show Ashton Kutcher what he’s just got to be missing.

11 10 / 2012

Excuse me Mila Kunis.

Are those UGGS?

Oh so help me child! If you step out wearing any part of this ensemble again (that includes the greasy pony tail) while on the arm of Ashton Kutcher ONE MORE TIME. I am going to lose it.

Like, Dina Lohan lose it.

You’ve been warned.

26 9 / 2012

Hey Mila. 

The summer of 2004 called. They want their denim capris back.

Hey Mila.

The summer of 2004 called. They want their denim capris back.

07 8 / 2012

Mila Mila Mila.

Haven’t you heard? To whom much is given, much shall be required.

What that basically means for you missy, is now that you’re dating Ashton Kutcher, you are expected to at least own a hairbrush.

Oh and pants that fit you properly.

Just this once, I guess we’ll let it slide. Since the only other person you’ve ever dated was the kid who starred in Home Alone. And I’m sure he allowed this behavior.

But you’re with a real man now. So consider this your only warning.