03 1 / 2013

Look. I’m a pretty patient person.

But how long am I going to have to wait for Suri Cruise to debut her clothing line?

What is she waiting for anyways, her 7th Birthday?

02 11 / 2012

Well. After a few days to reflect, I’ve decided that this photo of Nahla Aubrey has to be the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen.

It seems as if she’s dressed to portray some kind of Strawberry Shortcake/Candy Land girl scout character? But her paint job suggests a Memoirs of a Geisha kind of feel.

Either way the poor child is clearly confused. And I think it’s safe to say we’re all questioning Halle Berry’s parenting skills right about now.

21 9 / 2012

Frugal Fashionista

Are you kidding me?

If I was Jayden or Sean, I would be fuming right about now.

Their mother, Britney Spears, was seen cleaning out the kids section of Old Navy yesterday.

Years of fame & fortune…and $6 polos & cargo pants is the best you got?

I think you should stick to hooking your children up with VIP passes to Yo Gabba Gabba, Britney. And leave the bargain hunting to K-Fed.

But if you must shop as a commoner, at least try the Gap.