05 12 / 2012

I guess we should have seen this coming.

Forensic artist (that’s a thing, did you know?) Joe Mullins has generated these images of what the royal baby may look like.

Of course at this point the child’s feet are still webbed and it doesn’t even have eyelids.

But there’s no harm in guessing, right?

Right. Just like there’s no harm in turning these little guys into 16x20 canvas paintings to go above my mantle either.

21 9 / 2012

The Daily Mail wants to know if I would pay €2,000 for a slice of Prince William & Kate’s wedding cake.

Oh. Not only would I pay WELL over that amount, but I would preserve my slice of cake in a sapphire encrusted safe. 

For the rest of time. 

Or, until I gave birth to my first daughter. Whom I would obviously name Catherine. 

And on her 5th birthday, I would cover the child in that sacred buttercream icing, and offer her up as a sacrifice to the royal gods. 

Um. I think what I’m trying to say here is yes. Yes I would.

The Daily Mail wants to know if I would pay €2,000 for a slice of Prince William & Kate’s wedding cake.

Oh. Not only would I pay WELL over that amount, but I would preserve my slice of cake in a sapphire encrusted safe.

For the rest of time.

Or, until I gave birth to my first daughter. Whom I would obviously name Catherine.

And on her 5th birthday, I would cover the child in that sacred buttercream icing, and offer her up as a sacrifice to the royal gods.

Um. I think what I’m trying to say here is yes. Yes I would.