The Daily Mail wants to know if I would pay €2,000 for a slice of Prince William & Kate’s wedding cake.
Oh. Not only would I pay WELL over that amount, but I would preserve my slice of cake in a sapphire encrusted safe.
For the rest of time.
Or, until I gave birth to my first daughter. Whom I would obviously name Catherine.
And on her 5th birthday, I would cover the child in that sacred buttercream icing, and offer her up as a sacrifice to the royal gods.
Um. I think what I’m trying to say here is yes. Yes I would.