08 1 / 2013
I love Emma Stone in this red Lanvin dress at the LA premiere of Gangster Squad SO MUCH, that I almost forgot Ryan Gosling was even there.
05 1 / 2013
Maybe it’s my decade long devotion to the movie Honey? Or maybe I just love a good fedora on the beach. But Jessica Alba & Cash Warren are quickly moving up on my list of favorite celebrity couples. Like way up.
I mean not Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield up. (NEVER!) But way above Katy Perry/John Mayer up.
Let’s be honest. Everyone is above Katy & John.
14 11 / 2012
If I had to wear one outfit for the rest of my life, it would be this one.
I’m not kidding either. And yes, I know a green sequined pencil skirt isn’t exactly going to work for every occasion. But that is a risk I am more than willing to take.
I mean think of all the times it WOULD work.
Christmas & New Years, obviously. Your Birthday. A Taylor Swift concert. Picture Day. When your husband finally takes you to Olive Garden for the endless pasta bowl.
I mean the list is endless.
27 10 / 2012
In what was no doubt a huge thank you for making me endure the unthinkable Swift/Kennedy split, the celebrity couple gods have sent me this image of a hand-holding Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield, down from the heavens above.
And while I am beyond grateful for the gift, this doesn’t exactly rectify the situation.
I mean. I was already well into the process of planning Conor & Taylor’s nautical themed clam bake wedding reception.
You know really, all it would take is a photo (clarity can be discussed) of Emma with a certain precious gemstone on a certain finger on a certain left hand, and I could forget about all of this.
Just something to think about.
07 10 / 2012
I think I have made it very clear by now, how I feel about photos of Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield when they are NOT touching.
It’s like, handing me a glazed Krispy Kreme donut that is NOT HOT NOW.
How could you.
But you know what. It is still a donut and I will still inhale it, no matter the temperature.
Just like I will still accept and enlarge and print onto canvas this photo, regardless of Emma and Andrew’s physical stance.
Okay. I think we’ve all learned a valuable lesson here.
04 10 / 2012
Want a sneak peak of Emma Stone’s new Vogue Paris cover shoot?
Well that is not what this is a picture of at all so SORRY CHARLIE. I don’t even know if such photo shoot even exists.
All I can offer you here is a picture of Emma. In her normal state of existence.
Which, very closely mirrors Venus de Milo. Except both of her arms are still in tact.
Sooo how we feeling gang? Nauseated? Insecure? Depressed beyond belief?
Okay then. I’ll just leave you with your thoughts.
03 10 / 2012
Paris Fashion Week is kind of like. Midterms…for celebrities.
Dianna Agron gets an A+ for pulling off plum tights.
Emma Stone gets an A+ for, well. Being Emma Stone.
And Amanda Seyfried gets a BIG FAT F because she used her nail polish as lipstick.
Oh. And extra points deducted because she dumped Josh Hartnett (what the??) and she has not cut her hair since like, 2009.
16 9 / 2012
As if I didn’t already love these two.
Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield decided to use their fame for good when they got word that the paps were waiting to snap a picture outside.
This is just so refreshing. Because lately I’ve been hearing so many celebrities go on about how obnoxious the paparazzi are, and how they ruin peoples lives, and are, in general, heartless mongrels. (Loosely paraphrased, of course.)
What? You want to know who said that?
No, I’m sorry. I’m just not going to say.
That would be like, rude.
Nope! Sorry. I will not tell you. Can’t make me.
Okay okay. IT WAS MILEY CYRUS!
Are we surprised? Didn’t think so.