26 3 / 2014

Jessica Biel looks kind of like I did in high school when I would go over to my crush’s house and he’d do nothing but play video games and I’d act like I was interested. 

Except she’s on a yacht. 

In Barbados. 

And her crush isn’t playing video games he’s doing some death defying water sport. 

And her crush is Justin Timberlake. 

So basically this isn’t the same at all never mind.

Jessica Biel looks kind of like I did in high school when I would go over to my crush’s house and he’d do nothing but play video games and I’d act like I was interested.

Except she’s on a yacht.

In Barbados.

And her crush isn’t playing video games he’s doing some death defying water sport.

And her crush is Justin Timberlake.

So basically this isn’t the same at all never mind.

02 12 / 2012

Well well well.

Look who’s adding fuel to their own fire.

Not that it needed any of course. For weeks now, all of Hollywood has been abuzz with whispers of a Harry Style/Taylor Swift romance.

And their stroll in Central Park(!!) this afternoon has turned those whispers into shouts of triumphant joy.

I have to say, I think this relationship has real potential. I expect lots of cable knit, hand holding, and some kind of acoustic duet.

But please no matching denim. (Looking at you, Justin & Britney.)

21 10 / 2012

Seeing a photo of Justin Timberlake wearing a wedding ring is kind of like standing in front of a chocolate fountain when you’re on a diet.

You can’t have it.

And you know you can’t have it.

But your mouth waters anyway.