01 1 / 2013

Kim & Kanye have announced their Kegnancy! And according to reports, the mom-to-be is only about 3 months along, which means that E! will have to wait a few more weeks until this fetus develops the fingers it will need to sign it’s contract.

And you know there will be a contract.

But in the mean time let’s think of pretentious baby names that start with K!

I’m thinking Kadillac if it’s a boy. Kristal if it’s a girl. Like the champagne.

But with a K.

Obviously.

03 11 / 2012

Can we please talk about Ben Affleck’s ability to rock winter layers?

Let’s be honest, cold weather is rolling in and dressing properly for the dropping temps is a kind of art form. Especially for the male species.

We’ve seen it done wrong, (I won’t name names but KANYE) and now thankfully Ben, pictured here with his wife Jennifer Garner, shows men all across America how to do it just right.

I think really, the biggest thing the man has taught us all about layering is that you must accessorize correctly.

Meaning the entire look will be weakened if you don’t have some kind of facial hair or a cup of coffee in your hand.

Preferably both. To maximize the effect.

02 7 / 2012

When will Jay-Z & Beyonce learn that they are Hollywood royalty & do not have to pull stunts like this anymore. Socializing with the less fortunate just to get attention? And pretending to enjoy it, no less?

Everyone already loves you! You do not have to sit with these people!

Thick skulls, those two.

30 6 / 2012

Just when you think celebrities only care about themselves. Kimye is spotted paying a visit to a Hollywood children’s hospital.

What they did during their stay exactly? We don’t know.

Maybe Kanye entertained the children with his newest rap, filled with profanities & references to illegal drugs.

Or perhaps Kim introduced the youngsters to her newest line of affordable leopard print jeggings.

I guess we’ll never really know. But seeing as Kanye is scowling & wearing denim, it would seem as if he was forced into the outing.

It’s no secret who wears the pants in this relationship.

The $1,500 J Brand lambskin leather pants, of course.