13 12 / 2012

This one has me confused. I mean absolutely stumped.

Is this a blossoming romance between two of the world’s most beloved pop stars?

Or is this a holiday Gap ad.

Could go either way. But I’m leaning very strongly towards the Gap ad.

10 12 / 2012

A weekend in review:

  • Kate Middleton is still throwing up. Bless her heart.
  • The cast of Downton Abbey attended a New York Knicks game. Out of costume. Almost went unrecognized.
  • Kim Kardashian’s kitten died. Have Mercy.
  • The Mistletones premiered on ABC Family! Because all anyone wants for Christmas is a musical starring Tori Spelling?
  • Taylor Swift & Harry Styles are still dating. (Happy 1 Week you guys!)
  • And wearing the same jeans.
  • Ryan Gosling still looks ridiculously attractive in cardigans.

02 12 / 2012

Well well well.

Look who’s adding fuel to their own fire.

Not that it needed any of course. For weeks now, all of Hollywood has been abuzz with whispers of a Harry Style/Taylor Swift romance.

And their stroll in Central Park(!!) this afternoon has turned those whispers into shouts of triumphant joy.

I have to say, I think this relationship has real potential. I expect lots of cable knit, hand holding, and some kind of acoustic duet.

But please no matching denim. (Looking at you, Justin & Britney.)

14 11 / 2012

If I had to wear one outfit for the rest of my life, it would be this one.

I’m not kidding either. And yes, I know a green sequined pencil skirt isn’t exactly going to work for every occasion. But that is a risk I am more than willing to take.

I mean think of all the times it WOULD work.

Christmas & New Years, obviously. Your Birthday. A Taylor Swift concert. Picture Day. When your husband finally takes you to Olive Garden for the endless pasta bowl.

I could go on but you get it.

02 11 / 2012

Call me crazy.

But I kind of miss the days when Taylor Swift wore her hair curly/any color other than red.

27 10 / 2012

In what was no doubt a huge thank you for making me endure the unthinkable Swift/Kennedy split, the celebrity couple gods have sent me this image of a hand-holding Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield, down from the heavens above.

And while I am beyond grateful for the gift, this doesn’t exactly rectify the situation.

I mean. I was already well into the process of planning Conor & Taylor’s nautical themed clam bake wedding reception.

You know really, all it would take is a photo (clarity can be discussed) of Emma with a certain precious gemstone on a certain finger on a certain left hand, and I could forget about all of this.

Just something to think about.

27 10 / 2012

Quick. What rhymes with Kennedy?

Taylor Swift and her current beau Conor Kennedy have reportedly parted ways. And if I know Taylor as well as I think I know Taylor, she’s already penning her latest break up ballad.

Do you want to know what the saddest part of this split?

I had already purchased and monogrammed a ridiculously fluffy Ralph Lauren towel set as their engagement gift.

There’s 100 bucks I will never, ever, ever be getting back.

Like, ever.

05 10 / 2012

Taylor, Taylor, Taylor.

Don’t you know that you cannot date a Kennedy, and wear white after Labor Day at the same time?

That’s like carrying a Rebecca Minkoff bag…filled with beef jerky.

Equal parts trashy and classy.

01 10 / 2012

I feel the need to frame this photo, and set it on my nightstand or something.

Here we have Taylor Swift.

Wearing cat face flats.

On a bicycle.

In Paris.

And if this image does not conjure up feelings of warmth and delight, then there is a very good chance that we will never ever be friends.

Like, ever.

20 8 / 2012

FYI: I am not even close to being over this whole Swift/Kennedy romance. And I don’t suspect I will be for quite some time. I’m in this for the long haul you guys.

And I really hope they are too.

Because she just bought a house right across the street from his. Which would make for an awkward break up.

And because Taylor Kennedy sounds better than Taylor Jonas or Taylor Gyllenhaal ever did.